太太度假時

豬扒大聯盟

　　電話公司里有四位全棟大廈聞名的“豬扒”：患罕見脫發癥導致頭發稀疏的阿Mo（李嘉欣 飾）、荷爾蒙過剩的保安主管蘇眉（莫文蔚 飾）、臉上有大塊惡心胎記的計算機部員工“態貓”（林熙蕾 飾）、哨牙蒙眼的秘書阿刨（關秀媚 飾）。四個“豬扒”在公司雖然工作努力，但因樣子問題經常遭到宣傳部主管“妖姬”嘲笑和排擠，四人敢怒不敢言，直到一天公司因經濟不景氣四人同時遭到了解雇。公司設計師春春（陳小春 飾）可憐四人的遭遇，與細龜和阿倫想出了一條別出心裁的妙計，幫助四人籌款整容。春春的妙計能否湊效，四位“豬扒”又能否咸魚翻身？

等待方舟

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

仇殺病房

　　在某臨近海濱的醫院內，住著一個無依無靠的中年男子金珉昊（千浩振 飾）。由于左半邊身體失去知覺，加上腦神經受損，因此他無時無刻不想了結這苦難的人生。這一日，醫院送來了另一位沒有任何親眷的病號，他的名字叫做樸尚樺（劉海鎮 飾），因腦部受損而失去了記憶，與金安排在同一個加護病房。樸的到來，激起金珉昊心中無限的波瀾。這兩個男人似乎曾有著無限的仇恨與瓜葛，致令金想盡各種辦法要置其于死地，而漸漸恢復記憶的樸也將同樣的仇恨傾瀉于金珉昊。　　與此同時，神秘的白醫生一反常態對兩個男人進行特殊關護，并且用匪夷所思的治療方法幫助他們恢復健康。這一切的背后，似乎隱藏著更大的謎團……

死亡陰影

　　1989年，位于賓夕法尼亞州的東部礦區麥諾斯維爾小鎮，年僅6歲的小男孩馬丁·布里斯托爾（蔡斯·佩哈切克 Chase Pechacek 飾）被人綁架。在此后的5年里，馬丁身在何處？又經歷了什么？無人知曉。　　1994年的一天，父母雙亡的少女艾莉森·米勒（亞歷珊德拉·達達里奧 Alexandra Daddario 飾）隨叔叔喬納森（邁克爾·比恩 Michael Biehn 飾）搬到麥諾斯維爾居住。這個出身大城市的女孩漸漸適應了這個偏遠鄉間的生活，也結識了帥氣的男孩威廉（諾蘭·吉拉德·范克 Nolan Gerard Funk 飾）。但是新生活的陽光很快退去，那幢廢棄的農舍引起了艾莉森注意。她不知道，失蹤已久的馬丁也在黑暗中注視著他，這個男孩過早地見識了事件最為殘酷與血腥的一面……

毛骨悚然撞鬼經25周年特別篇

連環殺手芬斯特

　　A journalist who writes about a notorious serial killer, Finster, leaves the city for a more peaceful life but soon learns violence has no boundaries.