交換年輕夫婦

　　每個火車司機在職業生涯中會撞死20多人，這些死者通常是因為尋死、失誤、酒醉或僅僅是一不小心而喪生。伊利亞是一名即將退休的火車司機，他共撞死了28人。他19歲的養子西瑪繼承了他的工作，西瑪非常擔心自己也會撞死人，而老司機們都安慰他說，一周內就會發生，但是幾周過去后，沒有發生一起撞人事故，而這也使得他精神極度緊繃。伊利亞為了幫助他，找到了許多想要自殺的人，讓他們跳到車軌上自殺，但是最終這些人都放棄了自殺的念頭。無奈之下，伊利亞自己躺在了車軌上想用自身的死來拯救西瑪…

　　World War II is around the corner, but the only thing Sally Bauer can think of is the ocean. Her dream is to swim across the English Channel. Her father has tried to exorcise her obsession with swimming since she was a toddler, without success. An unwanted pregnancy forces her to abandon her dream – and herself. The child’s father does not want to be involved, so as a woman in the ‘30s in Sweden, Sally has no choice but to do what is expected of her: to be a mother. There is no place left for her dreams and Sally is pulled into bottomless darkness, until her sister Carla saves her. With renewed purpose, together the sisters begin to dismantle the conventions they are constantly facing. In late August 1939, Sally stands on the shore at Dover and takes her first step into the English Channel. She swims across the open and icy sea for 15 hours, waving to the Navy who are readying for war. A couple of days after Sally swims ashore at Calais, Poland is invaded.

　　一次偶然中，阿秋（吳耀漢 飾）和貝多芬（岑建勛 飾）結識了犯罪調查專家阿文（許冠文 飾），志同道合的三人成為了很好的朋友。然而阿秋和貝多芬的真實身份系大盜，兩人和阿文正邪不兩立，而阿文對此并不知情，三人的關系在搖搖欲墜之中維系著艱難的平衡。　　某日，阿文在商場里撞見了自己的妻子杜白莉（胡茵夢 飾）正在和珠寶富商阿楊（翁世杰 飾）約會，遭到了背叛的阿文感到十分憤怒，決定對阿楊進行報復。阿文駕駛著自己的機車要和阿楊的豪車一決高下，哪知道遭遇了車禍，不僅自己受傷，坐騎也報廢無法再騎，窘迫的時刻，阿秋和貝多芬及時出現，替阿文解了圍。

　　該片講述了道士們爭奪傳聞中神劍的高麗末期和外星人出沒的2022年之間的時光之門被打開后，引發的異想天開的故事。