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。從此,這位反對貧富風(fēng)化和社會不公的非洲王子,與弗雷德和桑德琳娜造成了一個劫富濟(jì)貧的搶劫團(tuán)伙,專門打劫郵局、百貨公司和商店等,把得手的錢財(cái)分發(fā)給有需要的人。他們則在法國最美麗的山谷普羅旺斯的呂貝隆山區(qū)租住了兩套房子,過起了田園詩般的生活。馬蓋特身邊美女陪伴;弗雷德學(xué)習(xí)讀寫,桑德琳娜則在漸漸地引誘他他們重新回到圣埃蒂安,結(jié)果幫助他們搶劫行動的兩個好友喪命,他們也被警察團(tuán)團(tuán)圍住。平日的綠林好漢所為此時,讓他們收到了回報。電視機(jī)、鋼琴和家什紛紛砸向警車,警察忙于躲避。當(dāng)他們逃離火海的時候,弗雷德發(fā)現(xiàn),妻子埃洛迪的巨幅照片已經(jīng)貼在了廣告牌上。心有不甘的弗雷德很快得知埃洛迪已是貴族大亨的情婦,住在呂貝隆的豪華別墅享受著富裕生活,于是3人潛入別墅。馬蓋特?fù)尳俚檬郑ダ椎乱蛐南挡辉倩仡^的埃洛迪,最終連累到桑德琳娜,兩人被捕。在蹲了5年大牢后,弗雷德主動延長自己的刑期,以表示對因公務(wù)職員犯罪獲刑較重的桑德琳娜的堅(jiān)定愛情。在馬蓋特運(yùn)用司法幫助后,兩人刑期得以一致,很快獲釋。此時的馬蓋特已成為國王,他提出將財(cái)富的一成贈給了桑德琳娜和弗雷德的祖母(波萊特 迪博飾)。弗雷德不得不和他的新妻子桑德琳娜過上好日子,他們需要在法國物色一個最最美麗的地方。   

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