辦公室撩妹守則

★ 1.6 播放：73萬 更新：2026-04-25

這間公司裡的人每天都有點忙，南廣每到午休時間就會找公司裡的年輕美眉「運動」；資深的金秘書則與已婚的長官精進自己的床上功夫；樸科長則愛對女員工開黃腔。某天，公司裡被調派至中國的性感女神回來了，整間辦公室即將成為他們的性愛遊樂園……

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這間公司裡的人每天都有點忙，南廣每到午休時間就會找公司裡的年輕美眉「運動」；資深的金秘書則與已婚的長官精進自己的床上功夫；樸科長則愛對女員工開黃腔。某天，公司裡被調派至中國的性感女神回來了，整間辦公室即將成為他們的性愛遊樂園……

導演精選

極樂

　　故事講述剛離婚不久的格雷格(威爾遜飾)遇到了迷人的伊莎貝爾(海耶克飾)。伊莎貝爾住在大街上，認為這個被污染、破敗不堪的世界并不是真實的。她相信這個丑陋的世界是在一個美麗、和平、“真實”的極樂世界的內部。起初格雷格表示懷疑，但他最終發現這個理論很有道理。

嘔吐戈爾：殺戮

本片是關于一個被自己的父母拋棄的女孩的故事，14歲就離家出走的她，被當地的一個牧師收養了。后來，她所遇到的人，將會給她本來就很悲慘的命運帶來怎樣的影響呢？對于安吉拉.阿卜迪恩來講，為了她，他寧愿犧牲自己也要與撒旦達成死亡契約，這樣就可以讓她靈魂永生，為了報仇，她先去把那牧師的教堂燒成了焦土，而牧師因為喝多了而死在了教堂里。可是后來，她卻在都市的燈紅酒綠中染上了毒癮和酒癮，殊不知，她的腳已經邁入了地獄之門…從做了艷舞女郎到做妓女，發現毒癮已讓她無法自拔，甚至他覺得撒旦也拋棄了她 。

等待方舟

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.