羅密歐朱麗葉的秘密生活

　　妻子鮑一萌是頭部帶貨主播，丈夫宋李是全職丈夫，弟弟鮑鵬在復讀備戰高考。一天，三人意外發現互換身體。全家的靈魂與身體分別錯位。全職丈夫宋李（小舅子身）重回學校，懷念青春中彈琵琶的夢想，但繁重的學習生活，讓他感到力不從心。復讀生小舅子鮑鵬（妻子身）不懂管理公司，并在直播時狀況百出，女神小靜的奮斗讓他慚愧。主播鮑一萌（丈夫身）在輔導女兒的生活中發現，做家務和帶娃并不簡單。相比之下，丈夫開明的教育方式仿佛讓女兒的成長更美好。一家人決定支持宋李（小舅子身）重拾琵琶參與音樂比賽。深夜，宋李三人被關在冷藏車內被凍得奄奄一息。他們終于換回來了！一家人的生活重新回到正軌，和諧美滿。

　　1982年冬天，挪威科考隊的一架直升機突然打破了南極大陸的平靜，直升機瘋狂的追逐一只雪橇犬，最后墜毀在美國科考營地的附近。美國科考隊員對挪威考察隊近期人員驟減的情況有所耳聞，于是飛行員麥克（Kurt Russell 飾）與眾人趕赴挪威營地，結果看到的是一地破敗中四處散落著奇怪的尸體，并有證據表明挪威人得到了某種冰封狀態中的生物。醫生布萊爾（Wilford Brimley 飾）研究了尸體的變異卻無法破解成因。當晚，犬籠中的狗遭到襲擊并發生了變異，一種不可知的生物正在這孤寂的南極大陸威脅著科考隊員們的生命……　　本片翻拍自1951年由霍華德?霍克斯指導的《The Thing From Another World》。

　　黑貓（許冠杰 飾）身手敏捷，小有名氣。一次，他在巴黎時忽然遭到不明身份的女殺手襲擊，當他和對手一路打斗來到鐵塔時，伏擊在此的大鋼牙和剛帽突然出擊。措手不及的黑貓眼看性命不保，縱身跳下了塞納河?！　‘敽谪埿褋淼臅r候，一名自稱占士邦的應該特工人員告訴他這是女皇對他的考驗，現在他已通過考驗，可以正式接受女皇的密令。信以為真的黑貓欣然應允，返港為女皇盜竊一枚極為貴重的寶石。當黑貓費盡九牛二虎之力完成任務后，發現事實并非如此。

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.